12.10.2008

I THINK MY HUSBAND IS THE MODERN DAY JOB

Seriously folks, I think Mooch quite possibly might be the modern day Job. Not only has he been battling some prostrate issues for the past eight months (non cancerous, quite painful, and totally humiliating), as you can see from my previous post he just recently cut his hand up pretty good, and for those of you who know him you know that he is a kidney stone making factory. I have been married to the man for almost 20 years now and he has probably passed, no lie, 1 to 2 stones per year, every year. I can honestly say without hesitation that passing a kidney stone is probably equivalent to (pain) having a baby naturally. 

Tonight we are the proud parents of twins, stone #1 we have named Tiny and stone #2 we call Bam Bam.  I kid you not! Not 1 but 2 stones were passed at the same time. Look at the size of Bam Bam. It is unbelievable to think that he was able to pass a stone that size. He is my hero! He deserves some sort of award!


At the rate that Mooch produces these things, if we could just come up with a way to market these BAD BOYS we could make a fortune.   Any ideas?

On the plus side, the hand is healing up quite nicely, and I'm still keeping a smile on my face too:o)

On a side note:  I haven't posted pics of my family for a really long time so here are some photos.  I am so blessed!!

Sorry there aren't any of Amy, she won't let me take any pics of her.










6 comments:

Janae' said...

Is that a doll ruler? Keith is doubled over in pain thinking about it but wondering out loud if you sanitized after touching those boys!

Jared and LeAnn said...

Oh my! Jared just passed his 2nd one this week last night. I'll let him know that Mooch can sympathize with. Is there anything he does to prevent them? Jared seems to get them when he's dehydrated, but thats all we've figured out. Anyway, hope you're having a fun holiday season.

Keith A. Runyon said...

Ouch!

Jan said...

everytime I go to your blog now, i get kind of squeemish... i'm never really sure what i'm gonna see!!! lol THAT was a treat! so glad you included pics of family & dog to buffer the shock...

that mooch is a stud....holy cow that was a big ol thing!

Kathy's Boys said...

I feel so bad for Mooch. Anything we can do? Cookies,
brownies, cinnamon rolls?.... I hope he's not mad at me for the Blogging Queen thing! It really is fun to read his stories...can't wait to hear his story about the latest episode of Kidney Stones. Tell him Diet Coke causes them! Tell Tyloy he's welcome to come over anytime, even if Cory isn't here!!

joellen said...

Hi Kelli ...
thanks for the note, I appreciate your friendship. I'll be in Las Vegas often to play tennis, and I hope you'll come out and play too. I love checking your blog, you're so much fun and you always make me chuckle. I'm looking forward to your visit in Parowan!!!

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